Het goede nieuws aan de herverkiezing van Bush

Gelukkig dat Bush nog in het Witte Huis zit. Met wie zouden we anders maar lachen ?

"So a teacher in a small town asks her class how many of them are George Bush fans. Not really knowing what a George Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, 'I'm not a George Bush fan.'

"The teacher asks, 'Why aren't you a George Bush fan?'

"Johnny says, 'I'm a John Kerry fan.'

"The teacher asks why he's a John Kerry fan. The boy says, 'Well, my mom's a John Kerry fan and my dad's a John Kerry fan, so I'm a John Kerry fan!'

"The teacher is kind of angry, so she asks, 'What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

"And Johnny says, 'That would make me a George Bush fan.'

Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney and George Bush go into a bar. Rumsfeld orders first. 'I'll have a B and C.'

The bartender asks, 'What's a B and C?'

'Bourbon and Coke,' Rumsfeld says.

Cheney orders. 'And I'll have a G and T.'

The bartender asks, 'What's a G and T?'

'Gin and tonic,' Cheney replies.

Bush wants to be cute, too. He says, 'I'll have a 15.'

The bartender asks, 'What's a 15?'

Bush says, 'A 7 and 7.'

Of zoals het op vele bumperstickers staat : "Somewhere in Texas a village is missing an idiot"

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