Beste "out of the office" boodschappen

Het gebeurt niet zo vaak, dat ik hardop moet lachen als ik een mail binnenkrijg, dus zo'n uitzonderlijk gebeuren moet gedeeld worden met ... laat ons zeggen ... de rest van de wereld ?

Beste "out of the office" boodschappen
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message

The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a qeueing system.

You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

I've run away to join a different circus.

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'

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